It's been more than half a year since I last updated my blog. That's just how busy I am doing... SHIELD... work. Yeah, let's go with that. HAIL SHIELD!
Hmm, so where to start...
Miss Hill - aka Maria Hill, also known as the woman I am still hopelessly in love with - might actually give me a chance! I feel bad for her (her and Mr. Bear - aka Wolverine - broke up), but I can't help but be kind of happy to know that maybe I'll be her rebound. That is if Mr. Wilson - aka Wade Wilson, also known as Deadpool, the Merc with a Mouth - doesn't sweep her off her feet. But he wouldn't do that, right? I mean, we are friends after all. ...Oh, who am I kidding?
Anywho, Miss Hill and I went on a wild ride! No, not that kind of ride. She was upset after the break up and needed to get her feelings out (I know, like Miss Hill actually has feelings, but she does). It scared me half to death, but whatever doesn't kill me, makes me stronger. And whatever brings me closer to Miss Hill is totally worth it!
We also have a new agent, Mr. Coulson - aka the Avengers' Supernanny. I don't think he likes me much, but that might be because he is hopelessly in love with Miss Hill too. During Halloween on the SHIELD Helicarrier, he pulled me off to the side and warned me about... you know, I don't really remember. Something about putting up with me only because Miss Hill likes me, but he had no problem shooting me. I used to be a double agent; I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!
Besides that, Halloween was pretty good. Mr. Wilson stuffed me into a bag and I got to see Miss Hill dressed up as Wonder Woman. Hubba. Hubba. Enough said, moving on.
Other than that, I've been spending time with my kids, Terry and Howie. I know, I'm a great dad. ...Women like men who are responsible fathers, right? Because I am one responsible father. ...Like me. Please.
P.S. I updated my header (you know, because I'm not HYDRA anymore, I'm SHIELD). What do you guys think?
P.P.S I just realized Mr. Wilson hasn't shot me in three weeks. CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON!
