I recently just woke up from a terrible - and I mean TERRIBLE - night of sleep. Who caused this awful pain? None other than Wolverine. Who does he think he is? News Flash, buddy: you're short and have to jump to headbutt me, which means you shouldn't headbutt taller people! The bump that he left is still sore and I don't think I'll be able to see straight for at least another week. The next time I see Miss Hill - aka Maria Hill, who I think I might be falling in love with - I am so telling on him. I was just trying to protect her! He keeps ruining her things and she doesn't deserve that.
But on the brighter side, I finally found Miss Hill's dog tags, which were hidden behind the light switch. Sneaky Miss Hill, making me actually do labor. Thank goodness I was an A+++ student in wood-shop back in high school. She was so proud of me! I could feel myself blushing underneath my HYDRA uniform. (I haven't been issued a SHIELD uniform just yet so I'm still in this one. I don't know if I'll really take off my HYDRA one though. I have grown rather attached to it.) Anyways, Maria was so proud that not only did she tell me "Good job" (I know, I squealed too), she is now teaching me how to run a mission! I watched Miss Sharon Carter - aka Agent 13 from SHIELD - run the assignment from the coordinator room (I think that's what it's called). It. Was. Amazing! And Miss Carter is an attractive woman too! She reminded me a bit of Outlaw, just classier and less southern. I don't even know if Outlaw is really southern. Truth be told, I don't know much about Outlaw at all except that she has a nice -- okay, what was my point again?
Oh, right. So the reason I was watching Miss Carter work was because I was one smart cookie and tricked Madame HYDRA - aka Miss Viper known for her squid-like appearance - into thinking I wanted to be her double agent. Ha! I fooled her. She told me all the information I needed to know and then I relayed that message to Miss Hill. Oh, Miss Hill was very pleased with me, I could tell! (I think I'm on my way to becoming her number one agent!) Anywho, Miss Hill, Wolverine (That SOB) and Captain -- er, Commander Rogers went and took down the base. But apparently Madame HYDRA wasn't there or got away or something so I fear what happens next.
Hopefully Mr. Wilson - aka Deadpool known as the Merc with a Mouth - will show up and save my keister like he usually does!
